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10:54 am
May 5, 2008


Hambone

Ontario

Hall of Fame

posts 2361

Some very interesting (?) quips in this thread…I was thinking of using some of them in my next sig.

Just give me 25 guys on the last year of their contracts; I'll win a pennant every year. ~ Sparky Anderson

8:07 pm
May 5, 2008


chuckeycharles

St. Louis

Elite User

posts 1353

I wave my private parts at your auntie… you cheesey lot of second hand electric donkey bottom diaper…

9:30 pm
May 5, 2008


kethnaab

Hall of Fame

posts 2186

"Just give me 25 guys on the last year of their contracts; I'll win a pennant every year."

excel-loving statwhore

10:10 pm
May 5, 2008


chuckeycharles

St. Louis

Elite User

posts 1353

kethnaab said:

“Just give me 25 guys on the last year of their contracts; I’ll win a pennant every year.”


That's very nice there Big K…

but, your post has been hijacked and it has become a Holy Graile movie lines fest… you know… like this

"you tiny brained wipers of other people's bottoms"

or like this … "no chance… English bed wetting types… I burst my pimples at you…"

12:07 am
May 6, 2008


Smitty

Arizona

Admin

posts 7825

"I'm gonna turn this team around 360 degrees"

- Jason Kidd

4:11 am
May 6, 2008


WeekEnd Warriors

Hall of Fame

posts 2709

You must chop down the tallest tree in the forest ….With; A HERRING!

4:22 am
May 6, 2008


Joe Divola

Beloit, WI

Hall of Fame

posts 2034

"Im French, why do you think that I talk with this outragous accent"

7:42 am
May 6, 2008


chuckeycharles

St. Louis

Elite User

posts 1353

How can you tell if she is made of wood?

8:43 am
May 6, 2008


kethnaab

Hall of Fame

posts 2186

I was sittin' flickin' chickens
an' I was lookin' troo da pickens…
and suddenly deez guys break down my valls…

I didn' eben know dem
an' den dey grabbed me by da scrotum
and den dey started playing pingpong wiss my balls…

aye da agony!
OOH da shame!
to make my priwates public by game!

excel-loving statwhore

9:03 am
May 6, 2008


rotobradley

Kansas City, MO

Elite User

posts 1952

Smitty said:

“I'm gonna turn this team around 360 degrees”


- Jason Kidd


Heh. Classic

11:26 am
May 6, 2008


chuckeycharles

St. Louis

Elite User

posts 1353

kethnaab said:

I was sittin’ flickin’ chickens
an’ I was lookin’ troo da pickens…
and suddenly deez guys break down my valls…

I didn’ eben know dem
an’ den dey grabbed me by da scrotum
and den dey started playing pingpong wiss my balls…

aye da agony!
OOH da shame!
to make my priwates public by game!


Way to go Special K!!!!!!Wink

You have taken back your thread.

Now we have moved to a Mel Brooks "History of the World" format.

All I can say is "The Inquisition… what a show!"

I hereby nominate Special K for the positions of the Grand Inquisitor and the King

"Hey Torquemada what do you say"……… "It's good to be the King"?

12:40 pm
May 6, 2008


Smitty

Arizona

Admin

posts 7825

This thread should be renamed the Seinfeld Thread… the thread about nothing.

12:45 pm
May 6, 2008


rotobradley

Kansas City, MO

Elite User

posts 1952

Smitty said:

This thread should be renamed the Seinfeld Thread… the thread about nothing.


Agreed.

12:48 pm
May 6, 2008


luke_osu

Oklahoma City

Elite User

posts 551

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

12:49 pm
May 6, 2008


rotobradley

Kansas City, MO

Elite User

posts 1952

luke_osu said:

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.


He doesn't pay taxes and the IRS does nothing about it. He justs sends them a video of him doing a roundhouse kick.

12:52 pm
May 6, 2008


RoosterSlayer45

Rookie

posts 185

I wondered why this thread kept going back to the top until I just read the entire thing.

My God!

Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Billy Madison: Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.

That's how I see this thread.

2:33 pm
May 6, 2008


Joe Divola

Beloit, WI

Hall of Fame

posts 2034

rotobradley said:

luke_osu said:

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.


He doesn’t pay taxes and the IRS does nothing about it. He justs sends them a video of him doing a roundhouse kick.


Not even Chuck Norris could stop this thread Tongue out

3:01 pm
May 6, 2008


canopener

boston

Elite User

posts 805

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.

For
some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each
testicle is larger than the other one.

My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious! -Mike Tyson

3:05 pm
May 6, 2008


chuckeycharles

St. Louis

Elite User

posts 1353

rotobradley said:

Smitty said:

This thread should be renamed the Seinfeld Thread… the thread about nothing.


Agreed.


And yet you keep coming back… it's like it has a tractor beam that draws you back

4:49 pm
May 6, 2008


B D O

New Orleans

Elite User

posts 1173

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