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5:10 pm
April 29, 2008


kroz42

Elite User

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bored.. so post up some of ur favorite jokes.


ill start it off….


A man picks up a girl in a party. They proceed to her place and things are
starting to heat up. He takes his shirt off and washes his hands. He takes
his pants off and washes hands again.

So the girl tells him: “I bet you're a dentist.”

Surprised he says: “that's correct, how did you know?”

“You washed your hands a few times, so I figured you're used to it.” They go
on and they have sex.

Then she says: “you know what? I'm willing to bet you're a very good dentist.”

“How can you tell?” he asks.

“I didn't feel a thing…”

5:17 pm
April 29, 2008


Joe Divola

Elite User

Beloit, WI

posts 562

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5:21 pm
April 29, 2008


kroz42

Elite User

posts 807

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hahahah

5:54 pm
April 29, 2008


tusken10

Elite User

Cincinnati

posts 1126

4

Joe Divola said:


LOL

5:54 pm
April 29, 2008


tusken10

Elite User

Cincinnati

posts 1126

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A skeleton walks into a bar…orders a beer and a mop!


*rimshot*

6:13 pm
April 29, 2008


over_rated_10

Stud

oklahoma

posts 223

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why cant osma bin laden have sex? cause every time he goes between the girls legs he sees bush!

6:28 pm
April 29, 2008


Joe Divola

Elite User

Beloit, WI

posts 562

7

tusken10 said:

A skeleton walks into a bar…orders a beer and a mop!


*rimshot*


*groan* hehe

6:29 pm
April 29, 2008


Joe Divola

Elite User

Beloit, WI

posts 562

8

What did one fly say to the other fly?


“Your man is open”


*rimshot*

6:44 pm
April 29, 2008


tusken10

Elite User

Cincinnati

posts 1126

9

Was this the joke thread, or bad joke thread??Yell

6:52 pm
April 29, 2008


Joe Divola

Elite User

Beloit, WI

posts 562

10

Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.

Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in
the winter, and they pored over every box score during the season. They
went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would
try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven.

One summer night, Bob passed away in his sleep after watching the
Yankee victory earlier in the evening. He died happy. A few nights
later, his buddy Earl awoke to the sound of Bob’s voice from beyond.

“Bob, Is that you?” Earl asked.

“Of course it me,” Bob replied.

“This is unbelievable!” Earl exclaimed. “So tell me, is there baseball in heaven?”

“Well, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?”

“Tell me the good news first.”

“Well, the good news is that yes there is baseball in heaven, Earl.”

“Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?”

“You’re pitching tomorrow night.”

7:45 pm
April 29, 2008


rotobradley

Elite User

Kansas City, MO

posts 1844

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What do you call a woman who has esp and pms.
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A know it all b****

This one reminds me of my girlfriend. The day I heard it I just had to tell her. :)

7:47 pm
April 29, 2008


Hambone

Elite User

Ontario

posts 1702

12

tusken10 said:

Joe Divola said:


LOL


I'll kill you all!

7:54 pm
April 29, 2008


tusken10

Elite User

Cincinnati

posts 1126

13

What is the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield?


It's ass.

 

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